1) Caroline is so cute
2) Her family (Dad, Mom, Jan, Steven, Carrie, Laura, Grandmom) is cool
3) She trapped a hot man like Gary
4) If I don't do something for forgetting to add her to my "Peeps" list and then for putting
her too far from the top she may not let me stay at her house in Ocean City when vacationing
5) She "don't take no shit"
6) Because she now has DSL! (no dumbell she doesn't need antibiotics for that)
7) She hates pretty much the same people that I hate
8) She watches Sex in the City
9) She likes Marmaduke-----really!
10) She has cable TV (Digital!)
11) She has cool friends
12) She loves me more than life.
13) She is hot as shit.
14) She makes men want to change their colors.
15) She is pretty much a star now. (She is no Britney Spears but you know, who is? Madonna?).