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Why Britney Spears Should Be President
 
Brit-ney Spears, Brit-ney Spears

Me and Britney say sign here

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2) She is not with that dick from NSync anymore (she is soooo much better off without him)
3) Oops, I Did it Again
4) She has pretty teeth
5) She doesn't waste time with world peace, pacifying the Mexicans, or meaningful music 
6) Madonna adores her
7) Most of my "politically correct" friends hate her
8) Most of my "other" friends hate her
9) Practically "everyone" hates her
10) Hit me baby one more time
11) She hasn't done a duet with Elton John
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13) The boots
14) She did that commercial with Austin Powers and she beat him up-she kicks ass
15) Because she does black and white
 
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Roses are red,
  you stupid old twit.
But that dern Britney Spears,
  is sure hot as shit.
 
To add to this list and/or to show your support for Britney in the upcoming '04 presidential races click below and let me know and I will add your comments to the page (serious replies only, please)