"I can keep a secret and so can all my friends." (by Frank)
"I love you just the way you were." (by Frank)
"He is so dirty he looks like if you squeezed him pus would come out." (anonymous,
you know who you are. Let me know when you see this-aren't you glad I didn't quote you!?)
"Even if you don't, you better act like you know." (by Mr. Bohanon)
"Everybody is somebody else's wierdo." (unknown)
"Don't argue with an idiot; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you
with experience." (unknown)
"Wire hangers! Wire Hangers! I work so hard to give you nice things and this is the
thanks I get? Wire Hangers! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" (Joan Crawford to Christina Crawford)
"Of those who say nothing, few are silent." (by Thomas Neill)
"I never know how much of what I say is true." (Bette Midler)
"there are better things to be than nice" (megan carberry,1994)
(submitted by my new best friend Amanda)
"buck up. worse things have happened to better people."(-kate,
sobo waitress) (submitted by Amanda of Holy Frijoles)
"Ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent. You got to have a J-O-B if ya wanna
be with me." (by-a genius)
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
"This ain't Coconuts! GO HOME!!!" (by Frank- shouted
at Mandi and Shannon's friends as they were approaching HoFo's)
We need a president who's fluent
in at least one language. (Buck Henry)
"A slice from a cut loaf is never
missed." (The Pearl)
"97.5% of all statistics qouted
are made up on the spot." (by Pacey Dinovitz)
Beware the beast-man, for he is the Devil's pawn.
Alone among God's primates,
he kills for sport, or lust, or greed.
Yea, he will murder his brother, to possess his brother's land.
Let him not breed
in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home, and yours.
29th scrolll, 6th verse of the Law Giver
of the Apes.
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you
would lie if you were in his place.
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Dorothy
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my
enemies ridiculous.' And God granted
"As long as there are rivers of blood coming out of the
slaughterhouses, the human wish for peace on earth is but a sad joke." Dr. Serge Reynauld de la Ferriere
Jokes are both well-timed and witty and that was neither." (by Megan to a customer with yet another
stupid half-drunk joke)
"With great power comes great responsibility." Uncle Ben to Peter Parker, aka Spiderman
Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
at first don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on.
Karen Elizabeth Gordon
You got me straight-up trippin' boo! Eugene Levy (to Queen
Latifa in Bringing down the house)
If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of
is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the
Henry David Thoreau
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is
suffering from some form of mental illness.
Think of your three best
friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
"Dream as if you'll
live as if you'll die tomorrow."
I Went Down on My Best Friend on a Nationally-Distributed Video
and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt Amy--a t-shirt idea after seeing a Girls Gone Wild video
nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose
from. Andrew S. Tanenbaum
Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed
in M&Ms: 250
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Willem de Kooning
is no such thing as a fairy tale romance (other than Todd and Patsy).....it all comes down to finding someone that you can
O.K. Picky Ricardo!
Homer Simpson 4/13/03
The quality of the drugs in this city is abysmal!
by my old friend Chris
better to be worshipped from afar than to be dumped in three months! Frank
simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.Unknown
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Franklin P. Jones
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you
are at the right or wrong end of
P. G. Wodehouse
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. Mark Twain
All things are difficult before they are easy.
Dr. Thomas Fuller
My favorite thing about the
Internet is that you get to go into the private
world of real creeps without having to smell them. Penn Jillette
no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who
didn't tell you about it?
can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed
to be doing at the moment.
A crusty egg is better than no egg Frank telling his Goddaughter,
Shelly, about the value of deviled eggs at her graduation party
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for
children to be always and forever
explaining things to them.
Antoine de Saint
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.
Logan Pearsall Smith
Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained
by perpetual neglect of many other
Robert Louis Stevenson
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
The following quotes were submitted by Ashley Brown
"Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly." Langston Hughes
"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac." Henry Kissinger
I love you! YOur the coolest! by the cute and very smart, Ashley Brown (about me)
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
Laurence J. Peter
is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
William G. McAdoo
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the
things we did not do that is inconsolable.
To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"Fish and visitors stink in three days." It is from "Poor Richard's Almanac," written
by Benjamin Franklin -- a very wise man, indeed.
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
Charles M. Schulz
What can you
say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful
Work is the curse
of the drinking classes.
"Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess."
Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things !! brenda ray
Some of God's greatest blessings are unanswered prayers
" Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved
but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting -- "holy shit...what a ride!
At least I care enough to mass email you!---Frank
You might as well look-you're not going to be a dirty old man forever.
Frank, St. Patty's Day Parade, 2009: to an older manlooking at the young girls in their marching uniforms
"It's difficult to agree to disagree when I think you're wrong." - Jacey Boggs