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2) She is not with that dick from NSync anymore (she is soooo much
better off without him)
3) Oops, I Did it Again
4) She has pretty teeth
5) She doesn't waste time with world peace, pacifying the Mexicans, or meaningful music
6) Madonna adores her
7) Most of my "politically correct" friends hate her
8) Most of my "other" friends hate her
9) Practically "everyone" hates her
10) Hit me baby one more time
11) She hasn't done a duet with Elton John
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13) The boots
14) She did that commercial with Austin Powers and she beat him up-she kicks ass
15) Because she does black and white

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